ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Say something about gay babies.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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