I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So much rum. So many feels.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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