are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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