he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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