508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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