What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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