he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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