After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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