Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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