Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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