TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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