yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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