I wish i was in the wii world.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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