Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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