im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
