Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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