my mouth tastes like poor choices
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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