I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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