so explain again why im purple
no
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm sobbing to NWA
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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