New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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