super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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