I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
