Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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