His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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