it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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