About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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