Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
organizing the empties. That sober.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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