i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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