i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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