The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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