My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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