This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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