Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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