Betty ford says i'm here all night
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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