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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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