living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Dick very happy bro
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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