is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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