dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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