is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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