White coat. Heels.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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