i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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