I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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