Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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