fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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