And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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