Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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