you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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