Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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