found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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