what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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