He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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