He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
