oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
only you would photoshop your dick
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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