; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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