my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Soap is not a condiment
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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