Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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