I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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