I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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