it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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