a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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