We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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